It’s US Open week and this year it’s taking place at the terrifying Pinehurst No.2.
Now, whilst Pinehurst village may be one of the most beautiful places on earth, we’ve decided to shine a light on a less talked about aspect - how bloody difficult the course is and how people cope with playing it.
This Major collection celebrates the services that have popped up around Pinehurst to help players deal with its insane difficulty, so with no further ado...
The “Barely coping” collection
The Mystic Caddy Cottage
Many people will know the famous Mystic Cottage on the Pinehurst Resort but how many of you have heard of the ‘Mystic Caddy Cottage’ nestled in the pine trees just off the 1st fairway.. A den of iniquity, advice and straight out vibes. This tee celebrates that place in glorious planet friendly heavyweight organic cotton. This bad boy will keep you mellow on the fairway even if you’re not keeping on the straight and narrow.
The Putters Prayer Group
Pinehurst No.2 has famously tough greens that are capable of breaking even the most proficient of putters. They can leave you begging for mercy. So before you take on the pilgrimage to Pinehurst make sure you’ve put in some prayer time. You’re going to need all the help you can get. As always this tee comes in 100% organic cotton. It’s what the lord would have wanted.
PineHearse Undertakers
Many peoples golf games come to a grisly end at Pinehurst No.2 and we’re here to acknowledge that tragic fact. Let us help your game come to an end with dignity with our highly respected undertakers service. If you manage to get your hands in one of these tees you’ll be buried in something made from 100% organic cotton.
As a subscriber you can get your hands on one of these beauties before everyone else, and give a member a knowing wink. They know what’s really going on.
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Thanks for reading, let’s change the game.
Dave