Why we were blown away by Troon

Why we were blown away by Troon

I’m sure you watched the Open with glee like we did. There’s strange joy in watching the worlds best players being reduced to scoring like one of us - I dread to think how we’d have actually scored last week in those conditions.

But anyway, huge congrats to Schauffele and commiserations to a valiant effort from Rose.

Anyway, onto more important things.

Troon might be the dullest place on earth, and beyond its wonderful golf course there’s mercilessly little to get excited about, but rest assured we found it. It turns out Troon has it all; Nightclubs in Lighthouses, Stamp Collecting Clubs and Coffin builders. This collection celebrates the fun and madness that that is there to be discovered in Troon should you dig a little deeper.

Get your hands on one of these planet friendly 100% organic cotton corkers and give a member a wink. They know what’s really going on.

So with no further ado

The Loud Lighthouse on Lady Isle

Troon might be famous for its golf course, but where does the town go for a drink up when their working day is dead and done ?

The Loud Lighthouse on Lady Isle of course is Troon’s premier nightclub, with a state of the art soundsystem and the latest and greatest DJ’s playing there, it’s only a short speedboat ride from Royal Troon golf club. Serving some of the best whiskey cocktails in all of Scotland this is a must see destination for those who like to party hard after getting their asses handed to them on the course.
The Postage Stamp Collectors club.
Stamp collecting has a reputation for being a bit of a nerds endeavour, but not in Troon. Founded by the legendary hell raiser Billy Cain, originally the group were bikers, who delivered post in their spare time. They’re now a more mellow bunch and the stamp featured here is the first one that new members receive when joining the club. It perfectly captures the living nightmare that is the Postage Stamp 8th Hole at Royal Troon.
As always this tee comes in 100% organic cotton. It’s the best material to wear whether you’re on a Harley Davidson or a hunched over a stamp collection.
Coffin Bunker Build Service
Royal Troon is famous for a few things, but the one that really stood out to us was the coffin bunker. So we had to find out who built this beast, and it turns out there’s a whole company creating these crematorium unfriendly sub-ground sand pits. If you manage to get your hands in one of these tees you’ll be buried in something made from 100% organic cotton.
Here are this weeks play off holes:
Watch then practice this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LdGrX_El4
Thanks for reading, let’s change the game.
Dave